Wonderings.
Things to contemplate as you wait for your computer to reboot (again) or
when taking "advantage" of your high speed connection.

It seems we’re not as interested in a person’s capabilities as we are in a person’s culpabilities.

Do imaginary apples keep the psychiatrist away?

If the Earth isn’t flat, than why am I always on the edge?

I get sad during family reunions. I think they call that "Auntie Depressant."

I thought Gilligan was a stupid name, until I realized that the captain of the S.S. Minnow was named after Barbie’s little sister…

It’s an odd coincidence, but every hotel room I’ve been in has the exact same piece of nonfunctional art on the wall. They call it a thermostat.

I don’t care what the Christmas song says,
    Make it stop,
    Make it stop,
    Make it stop!

Two of Life’s Greatest Mysteries solved: I just found my TV remote in the hamper, eating a sock.

Forget the whole sock/laundry thing. A better question is where does all the concrete go that used to be in those huge potholes?

I haven’t had any problems with the glass ceiling. I’m still stuck under the glass stool.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, and other times it just gives you the finger as it drives by.

How come every time I’m in a hurry, the cars in front of me are practicing for a parade?

It would be great if people would spend even half as much time in reflection as they do staring at it.

You know you’re getting old when you can no longer see the lines you used to read between.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, at least make fun of others.

If everything was broadcast in black and white, how can they call it the "Golden Age of Television?"

Wake up and smell the coffee? Do I get my choice on which one I’d like to do?

There are no guarantees in life.
Except this one.