TK-Why?

THINKER

Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

WHY?????

Sometimes, the easy way to think about a question is to just ask WHY?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn’t the company just hire taller dancers?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why are highways build so close to the ground?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why are they called "stands" when they’re made for sitting?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
Why can’t you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they’ll need an alibi?
Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call it life insurance?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? Weren’t they just down there?
Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? They didn't drive there, did they?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why don’t they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is clear considered a color?
Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it's hot?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why aren’t there ever any guilty bystanders?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why don’t they just make food stamps edible?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal?
Why do they make scented toilet paper?
Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?