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THINKER
Spending his time
thinking of things so you don't have to.
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WHAT?????
What. A simple word that says so much and can lead to so
much more.
- What do batteries run on?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- What do penguins wear for play clothes?
- What is the diameter of a square?
- What if someone died in the living room?
- What are imitation rhinestones?
- What do they call a French kiss in France?
- What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all
about?
- What do they call coffee breaks at the
Lipton Tea Company?
- What do you call a bedroom with no bed in
it?
- What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it
down with Nyquil?
- What do you say if you're talking to God,
and he sneezes?
- What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of
a plane?
- What hair color do they put on the
drivers license of a bald man?
- What happened to the first 6 UP's? What
happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
- What do sheep count when they can't get to
sleep?
- What is the speed of dark?
- What if hell really did freeze over? What
would we be using instead?
- What happens when none of your bees wax?
- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all
gifts free?
- What do chickens think we taste like?
- What makes cheese so confidential that we
actually need cheese shredders?
- What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18
hours?
- What if you're in hell, and you're mad at
someone, where do you tell them to go?
- What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it
before it was shaved?
- What happens when you swallow your pride?
- What is a refried bean? Why do they have to
fry it twice?
- What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
- What happens if you go on a survival course
- and you don't pass?
- What do people in China call their good
plates?
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