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THINKER

Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

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WHAT?????

What.  A simple word that says so much and can lead to so much more.

  • What do batteries run on?
  • What do you call a male ladybug?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • What do penguins wear for play clothes?
  • What is the diameter of a square?
  • What if someone died in the living room?
  • What are imitation rhinestones?
  • What do they call a French kiss in France?
  • What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
  • What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?
  • What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
  • What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
  • What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
  • What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
  • What happened to the first 6 UP's? What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
  • What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
  • What is the speed of dark?
  • What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?
  • What happens when none of your bees wax?
  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
  • What do chickens think we taste like?
  • What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
  • What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
  • What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
  • What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
  • What happens when you swallow your pride?
  • What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?
  • What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
  • What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
  • What do people in China call their good plates?