THINKER Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

Thoughts

When you sit around all day, some of the oddest thoughts can pop into your head.

 

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Is "tired old cliché" one?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?