STUDENT BLOOPERS
Some mistakes found in actual student reports...
Education at its finest!!!

The government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands.

King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery

The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their back.

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies.

The government of England was a limited mockery.

The Gorgons had long snakes in their hair. They looked like women, only more horrible

King Alfred conquered the Dames

The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father and a president isn't.

Lincoln's mother died in infancy.

The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other

Then the Spanish Gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks.

Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head

Bach died from 1750 to the present

Handel ws half German, half English, and half Italian. He was very large

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis.

The Ides of March murdered Caesar because they thought he was going to be made king.

The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube

The walls of medeival cathedrals were supported by fling buttocks.

Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.

Greeks invented three kinds of columns: Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic

He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear children

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate

In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy.

Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic

Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

The climate of the Saraha is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.

Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

In the ninteenth century, pheasants led terrible lives.

Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Actually, the Iliad was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

Homer also wrote the Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey.

Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.