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Pity the poor boys out there. Even in today’s world, they have to make the first move on us gals. Here’s some pickup lines that might work or might not work…I’ll never tell. But when are guys going to learn our signals? We think its pretty obvious when we’re interested but most guys just don’t get it. That’s okay, it lets us giggle about some of these lines.
When a guy hands you a rose and says "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
Can I have a picture? I want to show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Pardon me, but I am writing a phone book - can I have your number?
Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me
Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful girlI have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.