MOVIE QUOTES

I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him.
    ---Living Out Loud

She said something about me not listening to her....I dont know...I wasn't really paying attention.
    ---Dumb & Dumber

You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorny , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent
    ---Lethal Weapon 4

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
    ---Patton

It's been swell, but the swellings gone down.
    ---Tank Girl

Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
    ---Con Air

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary.
    --- Sliding Doors

That’s what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
   ---Dazed and Confused

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist
    ---The Usual Suspects

I was just thinking, there must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship with a woman that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.
    ---Manhattan

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
    ---As Good As It Gets

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
    --- When Harry met Sally

You turn me on. But maybe it's because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
    ---Rude Awakening

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless".
    --- Monty Python