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Mr. Morbid
"It will be the end of us all!" |

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Caskets
Whats up with them and things the
Mortician doesnt want you to know.
The only purpose of a casket is to provide dignity (and
convenience) when moving a body prior to burial or cremation. No casket will preserve a
body forever. Unfortunately, morticians prey on the public's fears of the unknown.
ACTUAL AD FROM A FUNERAL HOME :
"We offer many different styles and prices of caskets
and an alternative container from which to select. Since many caskets that appear similar
in appearance may differ greatly in quality and construction, we offer the following in
order to assist you in making an informed decision.
PROTECTIVE
These caskets are designed by the manufacturer to resist the entrance of air, water and
other outside elements. They may be constructed of varying gauges of steel, copper or
bronze.
NON-PROTECTIVE
These caskets are not designed by the manufacturer to resist the entrance of air, water or
other outside elements. They may be constructed of metal, hardwood, or wood products
covered with fabric."
The rubber gasket used to construct a protective casket
costs about $8. But the $8 gasket is likely to raise the cost of the casket by $800 or
more!
What happens to a body in a "sealed" casket?---Instead of the natural
dehydration that occurs in most climates, anaerobic bacteria take over and the body
putrifiesas any grave-digger can attest after an exhumation
The average cost of a funeral in the U.S. ($4,500) is almost three times that in Great
Britain ($1,650) and more than twice what it is in France ($2,200) or Australia ($2,100).
Some of that difference can be attributed to the cost of the casket.
All the whistles and bells make no difference to whoever's
inside the casket and going broke to assure the funeral broker that you do, indeed, care,
is assinine. Fully 92% of all funeral directors surveyed cited Emotional Over-Spending as
the prime reason funerals are so expensive. They should know since they encourage it.
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