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THINKER

Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

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H O W?

Possibly the favorite word of kids growing up.

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?
  • How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
  • How come there aren't B batteries?
  • How dead is the Dead Sea?
  • How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
  • How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
  • How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
  • How do a fool and his money GET together?
  • How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • How is it possible to run out of space?
  • How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?
  • How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you’ve tried some of the others?
  • How can someone "draw a blank"?
  • How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
  • How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?
  • How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
  • How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
  • How do you throw away a garbage can?
  • How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
  • How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
  • How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
  • How does it work out that these people always die in alphabetical order?
  • How many weeks are there in a light year?
  • How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
  • How long is the long arm of the law?
  • How do you get off a nonstop flight?
  • How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
  • How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
  • How did a fool and his money get together?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?