THINKER
Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.
H O W?
Possibly the favorite word of kids growing up.
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
- How come there aren't B batteries?
- How dead is the Dead Sea?
- How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
- How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
- How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
- How do a fool and his money GET together?
- How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
- How do I set my laser printer on stun?
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- How is it possible to run out of space?
- How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?
- How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you’ve tried some of the others?
- How can someone "draw a blank"?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?
- How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
- How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
- How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
- How does it work out that these people always die in alphabetical order?
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
- How long is the long arm of the law?
- How do you get off a nonstop flight?
- How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
- How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- How did a fool and his money get together?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?