THINKER Spending his time thinking of things so you don't have to.

D O ...?

Do is the perfect choice of a word to lead into a question that can often require some thinking to come up with an answer.

• Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• Do steam rollers really roll steam?
• Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
• Do fish get thirsty?
• Do boxer shorts box?
• Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
• Do clowns wear really big socks?
• Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
• Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
• Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
• Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• Do pilots take crash-courses?
• Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
• Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
• Do witches run spell checkers?
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
• Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?