Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
- - -Kevin Bacon

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
---- Britney Spears

There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks - I don't have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.
- - -Bruce Willis

 I've sold too many books to get good reviews anymore. There's a lot of jealousy, because [reviewers] think they can write a good novel or a best-seller and get frustrated when they can't. I've learned to despise them.
- - John Grisham

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
- - -Bob Dylan

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.
- - -John Barrymore

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
- - -Jerry Lewis

Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring.
- - -Michelle Pfeiffer

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
- - -Marlon Brando

"I feel sorry for those starving people in Africa.   I mean, I'd like to be that skinny but I wouldn't want all the flies and death stuff."
---Mariah Carey

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
-- - Robert Redford

There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.
- - -Pat Boone

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
---- Woody Allen

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
--- -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
---- George Burns

How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?
--- Alex Trebek